The world out there is full of adventure, and peril. But rather than offer any sagely advice or training, how about we just send a kid out there to save the world with a wooden sword? How dangerous can it even be?
Honestly, if you're really dead-set on going alone, you're going to need to take a lot of things with you. A shield would be a good idea, probably. And a slingshot. And... a bow, arrows, a candle, some sticks, some stun bomb nuts, some real bombs, a whistle, a boomerang definitely, a hookshot - or no, a clawshot - no, a double clawshot, some magic beans, several empty bottles, and as many musical instruments as you can manage. If that's not enough to carry around, might we suggest a pair of really heavy boots? Alright, maybe just start with the wooden sword.
Black, 100% cotton shirt features a distressed print of an 8-bit wooden sword with the words "IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE TAKE THIS." Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.
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