Firefly 4 Pack Exclusive Ornament Set
Add some shiny to your tree
- Firefly 4-pack Christmas balls
- Not manufactured by Blue Sun
- Well, we don't think
Jayne: Ohhh, I'll be gorrammed. That's where that cash went. I stole that money from Higgins just like the song says, lifted me one of his hovercraft. But I got tagged by anti-aircraft, started losing altitude. Had dump them strongboxes to stay airborne. Oh... 60,000, untraceable. And I drop it right square in the middle of mud-farmer central.
Wash: We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm the hero!
We wonder if the Santa story sprung up the same way the myth of Jayne started. Maybe Santa was trying to pull off a big heist, and he had to offload all the toys to escape.
Enjoy Firefly this holiday with these shiny Christmas balls. The set of four includes a design based on the Independents' flag, "Shiny" in the format of the show's logo, the Blue Sun logo, and the Fruity Oaty Bar Girls. We don't know what they're made out of, but you don't have to worry if your cat, dog, or toddler gets a hold of them, because they're not glass. We bounced one. Accidentally. (Sorta.)