Geo Trooper - Exclusive
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Imperial Stormtroopers are the loyal protectors of order and the Empire. They aren't the brightest, and they don't have the best aim, but they're definitely loyal. That's something, right?
Join the elite legion that defends the Empire: become a Stormtrooper. You'll be fighting for Darth Vader, destroying rebels, and you get a sweet blaster. It's just what you've always dreamed! Plus there's job security. After all, who could destroy that giant, beautiful Death Star?
Geometric print of a Stormtrooper helmet on the front of this black 100% cotton shirt. This design is a ThinkGeek exclusive. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.