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Star Trek TNG Transporter Shower Curtain

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Two to beam up

  • Turn your bathroom into the transporter room
  • Officially-licensed Star Trek merchandise
  • From the Next Generation of bathrooms (get it?)

Everyone always jokes about the Enterprise-D not having bathrooms. Well, that's just silly because we've gone through the blueprints level by level and found them all. There's even one right off the bridge (lovingly referred to as the other battle bridge by no one ever). Plus, when the crew devolved due to Barclay's Protomorphosis Syndrome, Troi went straight to her bathtub. She couldn't do that if she didn't have a bathroom. The time has come to beam a little bit more Star Trek: The Next Generation into your bathroom with the Star Trek TNG Transporter Shower Curtain.

The Star Trek TNG Transporter Shower Curtain is, quite simply, a shower curtain that looks like the transporter room of the USS Enterprise 1701-D. It will instantly turn your bathroom from a boring bathroom of the 21st century into an instant transportation chamber from the 24th century. Just remember, though, that the Star Trek TNG Transporter Shower Curtain is just a shower curtain and can't beam your stinky smells into the vacuum of space. Light a candle or something. Sheesh.

Product Specifications

  • Star Trek TNG Transporter Shower Curtain
  • Officially-licensed Star Trek merchandise
  • Makes it look like you're disappearing as part of an away team
  • Materials: 100% polyester
  • Includes: Shower curtain and 12 shower rings
  • Dimensions: 71" square
  • Care instructions: Machine wash cold. Line dry.
  • Imported

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