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Knight's Chain Mail Satchel

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Runs rings around your other bags

  • Protect your gear from the dreaded edged weapon attack
  • Front flap is covered with pure aluminum chain mail
  • A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive

You've got a padded sleeve that protects your tablet or laptop from the occasional klutziness and from wayward drizzle. But how would it fare if someone came at you with a sword? Not very well, right? That's why you need ThinkGeek's new Knight's Chain Mail Satchel.

The Knight's Chain Mail Satchel is your basic messenger bag with one small addition - it wears a suit of chainmail! The front flap of this faux leather bag is covered with pure aluminum rings, butted together. Around that chainmail panel is a celtic design, tooled into the polyurethane. The satchel comes with both a top handle for easy grab-and-go and a shoulder strap for when you need both hands for the reins (or the tankards).

Note: this product has not been tested against edged weapons. We seriously hope you don't frequently come across the need for protection from them. In other words, don't take a sword/dagger/kitchen knife to this product.

Product Specifications

  • Knight's Chain Mail Satchel
  • A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive
  • Protect your gear from the dreaded edged weapon attack
  • Front flap is covered with pure aluminum chain mail
  • Messenger-style flap secures with 2 magnetic snaps
  • Compartments
    • Main interior: 13 1/2" wide x 10" tall x 3 1/4" deep
    • Divided section: 13 1/2" wide x 10" tall
    • 1 zippered pocket (back lining): 7" wide opening x 6" tall
  • Organizer under the flap has 2 open pockets (5" high x 4 1/2" wide and 6" high x 5" wide) and 3 pen/stylus holders
  • Top handle for easy grab-and-go
  • Shoulder strap adjusts from 19" - 23" drop
  • Details are attached with rivets
  • Celtic tooling around edges of flap and on shoulder strap pad
  • Materials: 100% polyurethane (exclusive of decoration), 100% polyester lining
  • Care Instructions: Surface clean only
  • Exterior Dimensions: 14" wide x 11" tall x 4" deep at base
  • Weight: 2 3/4 lbs.

"Will my laptop fit in this bag, ThinkGeek?" Let's find out together!

Laptop Fitting Guide
Measure your laptop.
Like TVs, laptops are listed by their measurement on the diagonal. Bags, on the other hand, are measured on the edges. Not all 17" laptops are the same size, so you'll need to measure the length & width of your closed laptop.

"But my laptop is at home, ThinkGeek!"
If you can't wait, Google has superpowers to tell you the dimensions of your laptop if you ask it nicely. Just input the make and model of your laptop and ye shall receive.

"I've got the measurements! Now what?"
Compare your laptop's measurements to the measurements of the bag. If the laptop's measurements are smaller than the bag, it fits! If one or more of the laptop's measurements are bigger, you're out of luck with this bag. Try another.

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