Nobody Calls Me Chicken - Exclusive
The Jitz'll never find out!
Sure, bravery is one thing. But a knee-jerk reaction to being called a chicken might not be the best for a time traveller.
But the Jitz did find out, and now the fax machines are buzzing with the sound of "You're Fired!" faxes. Sigh. Let this shirt be a warning, then, not to fall into the pit of peer pressure. When the pickup truck of peer pressure tries to drag race you to disaster, just throw your truck into reverse, do a very dangerous backwards U-turn, and laugh as peer pressure almost hits a very fancy car. Or something like that.
Distressed "Nobody Calls Me Chicken" on a black, 100% cotton shirt. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.