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Hazmat Bath Mat - Exclusive

Invented at ThinkGeek

This product is no longer available

Unfortunately we don't carry this item anymore, but check out some other awesome products that your fellow smart masses bought!

Enter at your own risk

  • Because the bathroom can be a scary place
  • Non-slip backing for additional safety around your biohazards
  • A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive

Everybody likes a clean bathroom, but getting it that way is one of those chores nobody wants. This is how we end up being profiled in Scientific American for the new species of fungus discovered growing in the corners of our shower. Of course, now that our bathroom been declared a protected reserve, we never have to clean it again.

For those of you not as lucky, we offer the Hazmat Bath Mat, which warns your guests in advance of what they're getting themselves into. There's a yellow biohazard sign woven above the word "HAZMAT," and the back is non-slip so you don't have to worry about accidentally falling into any potentially dangerous materials. We've got your best interests at heart.

Product Specifications
  • Hazmat Bath Mat
  • A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive
  • Black bound edges
  • Design woven into the fabric (not printed on)
  • Non-slip backing for additional safety around your biohazards
  • Would work as a mat in other indoor scenarios - perfect for the door to the outside when pollen season is in full swing
  • Materials: 100% acrylic
  • Care Instructions: Use mild detergent or a damp cloth to clean the surface
  • Imported
  • Dimensions: 16" x 29 1/2"

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