- Underwear for your wine bottles
- Your wine doesn't want to be naked anymore, but it's too embarrassed to say anything
- Perfect for clothing memorable gifts
Ready to ruin the rest of your life? Ok, then, look around you. Look at your desk and your computer and your mouse and your desk phone. How many of these things are wearing underwear? We're guessing most of them are as nuuude as a bee. In fact, most things in our lives don't wear underwear, and now you're going to notice all of them. At least you can make sure your wine has underwear with these Vinderpants!
Vinderpants are, quite simply, underwear for your wine. They are made of 95% cotton and 5% spandex to snugly fit over most wine and champagne bottles. Vinderpants are great for hostess gifts, wine tastings, or anywhere wine enthusiasts with a sense of humor gather. Vinderpants are just the thing your wine bottles need to stop being naked. Because you're never fully dressed without a smile... and underpants for your wine!
- It's a pair of briefs for your wine (1 per package)
- Materials: 95% cotton, 5% spandex
- Care Instructions: Hand wash in cold water. Line dry.
- Size: Fits most standard wine and champagne bottles