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Half-Life 2 Gordon Freeman HEV Suit Hoodie

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  • Modeled after Gordon Freeman's HEV Mark V from Half-Life 2
  • We provide the hoodie; you provide the crowbar
  • A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive

Gordon Freeman is extra awesome because he's so unlikely. You wouldn't think a degree in theoretical physics would train you properly to end up destroying alien leaders and starting a revolution, but then you never know what this world's gonna hand you, do you? Some days you're the headcrab zombie; some days you're the crowbar.

Take hold of that crowbar and start swinging with our Half-Life 2 HEV Suit Hoodie. Instead of protecting you from most acids and radiation, this one protects you from cold, wind, and trace amounts of water (maybe drizzle, but not for too long). And while it might not have the built-in flashlight, it also doesn't require batteries or charging. It has the Lambda logo sewn across front, and most of the details are sewn in rather than being printed on, for a professional look. The zipper is topped off with a small metal Black Mesa zipper pull, and the interior is lined in deep orange.

Product Specifications

  • Full-zip hoodie that looks like you swiped the HEV Suit right off Gordon Freeman
  • Officially-licensed Valve merchandise
  • A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive
  • Modeled after the HEV Mark V from Half-Life 2
  • Kangaroo pockets
  • Chest Lambda logo sewn on
  • Fully-lined interior in Half-Life orange
  • Features custom metal Black Mesa zipper pull
  • Materials: 60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low heat.
  • Imported
  • Batteries: Can be charged both in standard HEV suit chargers and Combine power nodes Not included
  • Note: Flashlight, Geiger counter, oxygen supply, morphine and antidote administrators, visual zooming capability, enhanced running capability, and ammo/health counter modules sold separately.

Sizing Table

Chest41 in.43 in.46 in.49 in.52 in.
Length27 in.28 1/2 in.29 1/2 in.31 in.32 1/2 in.
Sleeve Length35 in.36 in.37 in.38 in.39 in.

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