Star Trek Exclusive Picard's 4 Lights
You can torture a naked Picard all you want, but he'll never see that fifth light. Or, at least, he'll never admit to seeing it.
Here's a little known fact: when Jean-Luc Picard was in Starfleet Academy, he was in an a cappella group. They specialized in romantic chamber music from the late twenty first century. And they didn't just sing at school functions; they toured the area performing at clubs, senior homes, and recreation centers. Picard sang bass, and the group was called The Four Lights. This shirt is from one of their many reunion concerts.
Distressed image of Picard yelling and "There are 4 lights!" on a charcoal, 100% cotton shirt. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.