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Zombie Eye Paperweight

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  • A big eyeball to sit on your desk and keep your papers from walking around.
  • Think of all the stories you can make up about how you got it!
  • Flat on the bottom, so it won't roll away.

It's the end of level 8. We've slogged through graveyards, woods, fields, industrial chemical complexes, and now we're finally face to face with the end boss. And yay, it's a giant zombie! A bunch of button mashing and some well-timed combos, and we've ripped it's eyeballs out, blown it into smithereens, found out the princess is in yet another castle, and won the game. But what to do with the eyeballs, our trophies of battle? We just had some artists copy them and now we can offer you a Zombie Eye Paperweight.

Each Zombie Eye Paperweight is about 3.5" in diameter. The bottom has been shaved off to make a flat surface so the re-dead undead eye can stare upwards in futile contemplation. Keep in mind that each Zombie Eye Paperweight is handblown glass, so there will be slight differences - just like real eyeballs. But, unlike real eyeballs (human ones, not them big giant squid ones or anything), these are heavy enough to keep your papers down.

Zombie Eye Paperweight

  • A big eyeball to keep your papers from roaming.
  • Also is a great way to meet new officemates. Somehow. We think.
  • Each is handblown glass, so no two will be exactly alike.
  • Flat bottom to prevent rolling.
  • Dimensions: approx. 3.5" in diameter.

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