Rage quit in three... two... one...
Seems like we're always having to clean up after other people. Trash all over the place after a party. Food left out to spoil overnight. We're here to tell you it's not worth flipping a table over. And if you must, we'll flip it back. It's what we do.
Flipping tables is one of those things that works better on the Internet than in actual practice. In real life you have all sorts of variables, like the weight of the table, its placement, whether or not there's stuff on it, all of which play into the full effect. Working yourself up into a froth and then attempting to flip a Crate & Barrel dining table might not work out so well. Online, the laws of physics do not apply. That's probably part of why we like it so much.
An extended ASCII table flip emoticon (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ in white ink on the front with a helpful reminder to chill out ┬──┬ ﾉ(°—°ﾉ) on the back of a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.