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Sriracha Lip Balm Three Pack

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Hey, hot lips!

  • Tastes just like your favorite hot sauce
  • Has moisturizer and sunscreen, too
  • Comes in two pack, two tubes of yum!

You know who we can't stand? People who catcall. We're not sure in what universe this behavior works, but for some reason crazy people keep trying. "Hey Princess Leia, nice buns!" or "Hey Captain Tightpants, I'd like to cleave to you!" Has there ever been a person who replied to a catcall with an invitation back to their bunk? We don't think so. If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results, catcallers are definitely insane.

But if someone shouts, "Hey, hot lips!" and you're wearing Sriracha Lip Balm, well, that's different! You're clearly exuding the scent of fiery passion. Also, your lips are probably burning a little bit. They shouldn't smoke or catch fire, though. We took care of that in testing. At least, we're pretty sure we did in this batch...

Product Specifications

  • Lip balm that tastes like your favorite hot sauce!
  • A collaboration between The Oatmeal and Bacon Salt
  • The smooth protection of lip balm with the bite of sriracha
  • Comes in two pack, two tubes of yum!
  • Net Weight: 4.5g (standard lip balm size)

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