Rainbow Dash Hoodie Unisex
20% cooler than the rest
Are you the bravest, strongest, fastest, most radical, awesomest pony in Ponyville? If so, maybe you've got what it takes to rock this hoodie.
Let's face it: Rainbow Dash is best pony. And if you don't agree, that's fine, you can just go wear hoodies with other ponies on them. Dashy isn't jealous. She's confident that she is at least 20% cooler, faster, braver, awesomer than everypony in Ponyville. Hooves down.Not everypony will be awesome enough to rock this amazing hoodie. This 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend is the perfect Rainbow Dash blue. On your flank is her cutie mark and you'll get a bonus cutie mark zipper pull for the full zipper in front. Here's the 20% cooler part. (No, it's not the polyester, but good guess!) Pull up the hood and you'll have pony ears and rainbow mane. You'll also expose the pegasus wings on the back. If there's a black cloud hanging over your world, wearing this hoodie will surely sweep it away.
Note: While you do have wings and are 20% cooler, you are still unable to fly. ThinkGeek suggests that every brony remains with feet firmly planted on Earth.