Death Star Bottle Opener
Pour some out for the troopers...
- Made of sturdy metal
- Rebel-proof, no exhaust ports
- Open your Imperial IPA with it
After the Star blew, Vader hasn't stopped moping at his apartment. All he does is cry, watch TV, and drink. Boy, can Vader knock back a few. He was starting to get better; some of the officers from the Death Star days would stop by to get him out of the house. You know, take him to a movie, and maybe out to a bar, just to get him to talk to someone -- anyone -- about what was going on. He was really turning it all around until one day he got a package from Luke.
Inside was a bottle opener shaped like the Death Star. It was a great bottle opener, but, given the circumstances, it was a train wreck. Big V dropped right back into his slump, drank more than ever and ended up getting kicked out of his place after Force Pushing his mirror through the bathroom wall. Knocked his next-door neighbor out cold: hilarious, but a PR nightmare for his new overlords at Disney.
- Bottle opener shaped like the Death Star
- Easy grip for bottle opening leverage
- Magnetic! Sticks to your fridge when not in use
- Materials: zinc alloy
- Dimensions: 3.25 x 3.25
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