Trust Me I'm The Doctor
Trust you? Who are you? Why are you wearing a fez and a bowtie? The last person we saw wearing a fez and a bowtie was a monkey in a parade. Are you a monkey, sir?
As much as we love Doctor Who, we have to admit that if we were an average Joe or Sarah Jane and an oddly dressed dude appeared in our backyard and told us to trust him because he was The Doctor, we're not necessarily sure we could. We've seen a few too many episodes of SVU, y'know? Then again, when life gets boring, sometimes you just have to take a leap into a police box.
100% cotton blue colored t-shirt with Trust me I'm the Doctor written in White.