Troy and Abed In The Morning
You. Yes, you, on treadmill #4. Don't you DARE ask them to change the channel on the TV. Move over to treadmill #20 if you wanna watch Kelly Ripa. Srsly, TROY AND ABED are on now and we'll use our newly-minted biceps on you if you make us.
ABED [over intercom]: Few quick announcements. Announcement number one: All announcements will be cool starting right now.
TROY: Announcement number two: Butt soup.
ABED: Announcement number three: 'I am not Hadji from Jonny Quest' -Jeff Winger.
TROY: On security news you guys gotta start locking the dean's door so guys like us don't get in.
There are some men who should never be given a microphone. Then there's Troy and Abed. Best bromance on television, hands down. While we enjoy getting educated on current events by the morning news... we admit that we'd drop 'em like a hot potato if Troy & Abed had a show we could watch every morning. Wouldn't you?
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