How to Traumatize Your Children
- Parenting: Here's how to do it wrong.
- Need to scar your kids for life?
- 144 pages of awful(ly hilarious) ideas
It seems that everywhere you look there is a so-called expert telling you that everything you're doing is wrong and that clearly, your children will grow up to be disease-ridden, moronic hooligans. This book is here to change all of that. We prefer to call it Self-Hurt rather than Self-Help because you really probably shouldn't do anything advised in its 144 pages. How To Traumatize Your Children teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage.