Dead On Annihilator Superhammer
Construction. Destruction. I'm the guy with the hammer.
- Multi-purpose hand tool makes short work of difficult jobs
- Hammers, pulls, pries, bashes, smashes, and opens bottles!
- Perfect tool to have around for the upcoming zombie apocalypse
There are two classifications of people in this world: those who will prepare for the upcoming zombie apocalypse, and those who will become food. If you're a fan of keeping your brains firmly inside your skull, listen up. Z-Day plus one, you'll need to secure shelter, water, food and weapons. The survival of the human race is at stake.
They say the geek shall inherit the earth, and we're pretty confident the reason why will be that when the zombies come, we will take the threat seriously. With that in mind, may we humbly present the Dead-On Annihilator Superhammer? This multi-tool of the gods can work as a building tool, hammering nails and straightening boards, as well as a destruction tool, cutting cables and pulling down reinforcements. All you have to do, though, is look at this thing and know it has a much less noble and more brutal purpose.
It makes a wicked anti-zombie device.
The spike mounted at the bottom can pierce the skull of a walker like a spork through pudding. The claw is just the right size to lodge in a fetid rotting eye-socket, and the sharpened edge behind the handle is just sharp enough to remove a virulent biting head from a shambling corpse.
It's the perfect tool for the zombie apocalypse - or it would be, if it could julienne fries. We're working on that.
- Fourteen inches of forged steel multitool with rubber grip
- Dead-On bottle-opener
- Multi-purpose wrench
- Nail puller
- Demolition axe rips through dry wall, shingles, strips conduit, beheads zombies *
- Chisel smashes through tile, brick, concrete, skulls *
- Precise balance means you won't get tired wielding it
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