Let the cat out of the dojo.
Naming your collection of cute but deadly animals "Ohiya" is just begging for a version of "Who's on first" in lolcat. "wut's ur name?" "Ohiya." "Plzd to meet u, too, but wut's ur name?"
Katinja, we're briefed in the dossier, is the leader of this band of merry ninjas which includes a panda, a rabbit, a monkey, a binturong (warning: video contains graphic cuteness), and a rogue gumball machine. Wait. How does a gumball machine sneak up on anyone? Okay. Obviously these are questions we should not ask or we might have one fewer of those nine lives, if you know what we mean.
Katinja (a ninja cat) with crossed ninjato graces the front of this charcoal grey babydoll (fitted) shirt. Plus, there's a really cute iPhone wallpaper of this same image available for download. Just don't go and leave us here. All alone. With the ninja.