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Portal 2 Cave Johnson Talking Portrait

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"Science isn't about why, it's about why not!"

  • Talking portrait of the Most Fascinating Man Ever
  • Constant reminder of your commitment to science
  • 13 phrases, including the entire lemons rant


The most fascinating man the world has ever known can now hang proudly on your wall... and share his innermost thoughts.

The Cave Johnson Talking Portrait is the perfect addition to any scientific facility, office, or bedroom. Really, where wouldn't you hang this handsome portrait?

Of course, no portrait of Cave Johnson would be complete without some scientific enhancement, and we've spared no test subjects in developing a miraculous advancement in the field of decor. That's right, the Cave Johnson Talking Portrait actually talks!

Cave Johnson was a brilliant man with a thrilling vision of the future. The included phrases in his portrait are among the most memorable quotes of all time, ever said by any man, woman, child, or personality construct.

The Cave Johnson Talking Portrait is an officially licensed Portal 2 collectible.

Product Specifications

  • Printed on canvas
  • Pine frame
  • Portrait of Aperture Science's founder & luminary, Cave Johnson
  • It talks! Includes famous phrases from the most fascinating man ever
  • 13 phrases, including the entire "life gives you lemons" rant
  • (Yes, you can switch it off if you'd like to ponder his wisdom in silence.)
  • Officially licensed Portal 2 Collectible
  • Dimensions: 15 1/2" x 11 1/2"
  • Requires 3 AAA batteries (not included)
  • To read the wisdom that Cave Johnson will bestow upon you please click the details tab above.

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