Bender Face Shirt
Please Insert Girder
Bender's not only a great friend (if you have a loose definition of the word "friend"), he's also useful around the house. No more having to store unwieldy gadgets you use once in a blue moon, like the circular saw, food processor, and popcorn popper.
Sure the Three Laws of Robotics are good for humans... but our favorite outlaw robot doesn't live by the rules. (Plus, Mom's Friendly Robot Company probably left that bit out of their bending units' programming as a cost-saving measure.) He's less likely to obey orders given by a human than to tell that same human to bite his shiny metal ass. And, occasionally, he has to kill all humans.
Bender's Face on on an ice grey, 100% cotton t-shirt. You could probably pull this over your head and pretend you're Bender, but you may end up with people trying to get beers out of your now-exposed beer gut. You've been warned.