Chell's Aperture Tank Top
Smooth jazz will be deployed in 3, 2, 1....
And what else is down there? Tell you what, it's only a new jumpsuit. A very trendy designer jumpsuit from France. Down there. Which is exactly your size. And if it's a bit baggy, we got a tailor down there as well who can take it in for you.
Officially-licensed Portal 2 gear!
This stylish and highly-functional tank top is perfect for all your enrichment center and test-taking activities. It allows maximum mobility while still providing ample testing surface area. Plus, it's perfect under your free, asbestos-lined promotional t-shirt. However, you're on your own for obtaining the orange jumpsuit. You know it's a crime to destroy expensive testing equipment. We're just saying.
Aperture logo printed in black on a white, 100% cotton, baby rib tank top. Also, do not get it or you covered in the repulsion gel. Listed in juniors sizing. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. Note that these are intended to be your measurements. The shirt itself is smaller and stretches to fit these dimensions.
|Chest||31 in.||33 in.||37 in.||41 in.|
|Waist||26 in.||28 in.||32 in.||34 in.|