F in Exams
The very best totally wrong test answers.
- A collection of wrong answers, skillfully constructed for maximum humor.
- 250 of the best examples ever collected ever.
True story: upon impending failure of a test, TG's Chris M. wrote the following poem (an original) on the top of the test next to his name:
Woe be he who unlike the rest
Failed to study for tomorrow's test.
But he shall find solace and assuage his rage
When he realizes that knowledge isn't measured by grades.
The test was a disaster, but the professor loved the poem, and sometimes amusing the professor is all that's important. In F in Exams, the "F" stands for "funny." Celebrating the creative side of failure in a way we can all relate to, F in Exams gathers the most hilarious and inventive test answers provided by students who, faced with a question they have no hope of getting right, decide to have a little fun instead. Whether in science (Q: What is the highest frequency noise that a human can register? A: Mariah Carey), the humanities (Q: What did Mahatma Gandhi and Genghis Khan have in common? A: Unusual names), math, or other subjects, these 250 entries prove that while everyone enjoys the spectacle of failure, it's even sweeter to see a FAIL turn into a WIN.
P.S. Sometimes Chris M. is a bad role model (study hard kids), but he works at ThinkGeek. So there.