The Tenth Character
We really dig this sort of thing - the details of a fictional ship that show how much work goes into making this world's reality believable. We just wish 5 said "Here there be black-market beagles." We don't think we ask for too much.
Sure, to some it might be a flying piece of go se, but to a handful of folks it's home. And sure, the Series 4 is out, but who needs it? You wait until the 4 comes out, that's when you get a great deal on the Series 3. None of that depreciation when you fly it off the lot. What's the 4 got anyhow? Twice the space for crew? If you ain't using all the berths in a 3, you don't need that. A hydroponics garden? Oooh. Fancy. We get our strawberries by other means, pal. And twice the range? If you need twice the range, you ain't arranging your smuggling proper-like. That's all I gotta say about that.
Serenity specs in white on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.