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Aperture Logo (1970s)

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Aperture Laboratories will conduct a groundbreaking for its Enrichment Center this upcoming Sunday. The public is invited to attend the 10 a.m. ceremony. Plans are for the cutting-edge center to include test chambers, offices, and a commercial kitchen.

In addition, Aperture CEO Cave Johnson will be in attendance to talk with the public about Aperture Laboratories' new, exciting tripartate strategy: the Heimlich Counter-Maneuver, the Take-A-Wish Foundation, and the 'Portal' project, for which the Enrichment Center is being created. Recruiters will be also on site to sign up any citizens who would like to be test subjects for these new, exciting technologies. It is a source of great satisfaction to Aperture that it is poised to make a contribution of this caliber to humanity.

Note: Aperture CEO Cave Johnson regrets he will be unable to attend the festivities.

1970s-style Aperture logo on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. Note that this shirt is softer and slightly more fitted than our normal shirts.

*This product is imported.

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