Aperture Laboratories Turret Schematic
Introducing the consumer version of our most popular military product!
It's good to have friends, isn't it? You have a friend in science. And you'll have two friends in science if you buy a Turret Sentry for your home! Having a friend in science inside your house has to be just about the best thing ever. Besides cake.
Officially-licensed Portal 2 gear!
Here at Aperture Laboratories, we know that protecting what you love is a high priority for you. We've seen your house. You've got a lot of nice stuff. That's why you need the latest in home security systems, our Sentry Turret. Each comes armed with dual machine guns, achieving pinpoint precise targeting with a visible laser beam. Our patented Shell Redistribution Chamber allows us to pack more bullets in for that much more defensive capabilities. This isn't an entire weekend project either. It ships with an easy mounting system.* Designer chassis colors available upon request. Sentry Turrets: we box em up and ship them straight to your doorstep so you can protect the things that matter most.
Turret schematic on a camel, 100% cotton t-shirt. Note that this shirt is softer and slightly more fitted than our normal shirts.
* Warning: Standing near turret may result in accidental empathy suppression.