Extreme Monkey-Powered Awesomeness Enclosed Shirt
We know you're awesome. Shouldn't everyone else?
Sure, boxes from our warehouse have extreme monkey-powered awesomeness inside, but we know your secret. You also have extreme monkey-powered awesomeness inside. And it's what's on the inside that counts, you know.
You would think this would have been the quickest shirt from idea to warehouse. We obviously already had the art. It's on the side of almost every package that leaves our warehouse. We know the colors; it's black ink on a cardboard box. But, believe it or not, "cardboard box" isn't really a color that garment manufacturers make. There were lots of chestnuts and tans and chocolates and mochas and espressos (maybe t-shirt girl shouldn't write copy while she's hungry...). There was no cardboard to be found. We'd find a color that worked for the men, but then we couldn't get it for ladies or kids. Or vice versa. Finally, our screenprinter said, "You know what? How about if we custom dye y'all some shirts to match your boxes." Sent them a package from our warehouse full of caffeinated brownies, and, the next thing we knew, we had a set of shirts that's a dead-ringer for our boxes.
That's a long way of saying, "here's a shirt." Timmy's head and the caveat "Warning! Extreme Monkey-Powered Awesomeness Enclosed" in black ink on this cardboard-colored, 100% cotton t-shirt.