The Babe With the Power Bodysuit
You know, your kid reminds me of someone.
So an "oubliette." Why would you need a diminutive of a dungeon? It's the adorable, cute little place you put people you want to forget? Maybe the oublie version has two exits? We don't know. But we have the OED on CD. We will find out.
We started this out as a babydoll, but you guys clamored for us to make it for the tiny ones. So we did. Your child might be the one or you might have some geek friends who have a child who reminds you of the babe. What babe? The babe with the power. What power? The power of voodoo. Who do? You do. Do what? Remind me of the babe.
Well, good. Now that we have that straightened out....
"The Babe With the Power" in various shades of blue on a black lap-shoulder creeper.