Gloomy Bear Plush
The naughty grizzly
- Cute & cuddly plush that will eat you
- He will rip you to pieces!
- Perfect gift for the one you love
Sometimes, love just doesn't pan out like you think it should. You find someone who is beautiful and amazing and you just want to cuddle them day and night. And then they start hurting you by ruining the delicate balance of your Netflix queue, making Amazon suggest strange things you'd never buy, and hacking your WoW account and messing with your faction. Love hurts. It hurts so bad.
Gloomy Bear wants to come home with you. He'll be all cute and cuddly for a little while, but beware: bears aren't supposed to be pets. When he grows to be over 6 feet tall and weighs as much as 2000 pomegranates, Gloomy is going to bite you to feast on your delicious blood. As long as you're cool with that, take him home and enjoy him for as long as love lasts.
- PLEASE NOTE: The Gloomy Bear Plush Without Blood is Not Photographed, but is the same color plush without blood on claws, chest and mouth.
- Gloomy Bear plush perfect for Valentine's Day or any special occasion
- The real Gloomy is over 6' tall and weighs as much as 2000 pomegranates
- This plush isn't quite so big (the shipping charges would be crazy if it were!)
- Dimensions: 12" tall