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Dexter Blood Spattered Coasters

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Prevent all sorts of splatters

  • Lets your visitors know splatters are unacceptable
  • Set of 6 clear glass coasters with rubberized feet
  • Store them in your very own Dexter treasure box

Let visitors to your house know that spatters of any kind are unacceptable. You will not turn the other cheek, you will slice it! What civilized person puts a cup glistening with condensation on a bare wooden table? That's why we have this set of blood-spattered Dexter coasters. (To put cups on, not to slice people with.) Can you imagine slicing someone open with a dull-edged coaster? That would take a great deal of effort.

If you're a fan of Dexter, serial murder, blood spatter, or just clean coffee tables, you should get your hands on this set of coasters. They're made of clear glass with various blood spatter patterns printed on them. Rubberized feet underneath protect your table from scratches and keep things from sliding around. Of course, all bets are off if there's blood spatter on the table because you already sliced the other cheek...

Keep them in your AC vent.

Product Specifications

  • Blood-spattered coasters from the Showtime TV show, Dexter
  • Set of 6 clear glass coasters with big blood spatters on 'em
  • Comes in a wooden treasure box engraved with the Dexter logo
  • Rubberized feet protect your table, prevent sliding
  • Officially licensed Dexter collectible

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