We are experiencing issues that prevent checkout in Internet Explorer 8.

You can browse and even save your cart, but you'll need to use another browser or a different device to place your order. Sorry for the inconvenience.



I'm Here Because You Broke Something T-Shirt

This product is no longer available

Unfortunately we don't carry this item anymore, but check out some other awesome products that your fellow smart masses bought!

Just don't touch anything else.

There are some days when whatever title you go by - sysadmin, coder, security analyst, IT Lead - doesn't fit. Cause the job you're doing is basically that of a pooper-scooper, wandering around after the other people, cleaning up their crap. Am I right?

You know what prompted this shirt. One too many incredulous "What are you still doing here?" (emphasis on word of choice, all equally annoying) from the boss. Here's the mental conversation you get to have at that moment: "Oh wait. I know what I'm still doing here. I'm fixing the stuff you so graciously broke earlier today." Unfortunately, you mumble your actual response or couch it in technical jargon that's beyond the INT of those who ask this question so that they cannot not comprehend that it is because of them that you are still here.

When you're sick of that, you're ready for this shirt. Generally the phrase "Well, you'd better go home soon!" can put us right over that edge. We recommend you keep this shirt at your desk to change into at 2 a.m. so that when your coworkers start showing up at 8, you're wearing a different, fresh (and yet entirely applicable) shirt.

"I'm here because you broke something." in white on a black, S-3X are 100% combed ringspun cotton jersey, 4X are 100% cotton jersey.

Sizing Table

Chest36 in.40 in.44 in.48 in.52 in.56 in.60 in.
Body Length28 in.29 in.30 in.31 in.32 in.33 in.34 in.

Timmy and the TG Staff think you'll like...