Tech Support Staff
Maybe We Need a Tech Support Group
Sometimes you just gotta admit when they've got the best of you. Sure. I'm a nice person. I'm fixing your computer, iPhone, DVR, printer, biometric reader that won't let you in your own house. And the next time I need something broken, I'll call you, k?
No matter how many times you break out the "No, I will not fix your computer" shirt, there are some people who just won't pay attention. They assume you're wearing that funny shirt for someone else. Those other people. The annoying ones. Any protestation will be wasted on these types. You ought to at least get credit for helping their sorry butts. This is what they see you as. Call them out for it.
Also, on a less-cynical note, this would be a great shirt to wear to an event where you actually want and need to be identified as the Tech Support. Dual-purpose, if you will.
The chest of this 100% cotton black shirt has a small logo made of a power symbol and a two-button mouse (chill out Appleaphiliacs) with a red plus symbol / cross thing and the words "Tech Support" in white. The back declares "STAFF Tech Support" also in white.