You Are Beginning to Damage My Calm
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"Dear Diary: Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. [flips page] Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."
People of the Firefly 'verse who could be labeled calm: Mal, Zoe, Shepherd Book, Inara. Wash isn't so much calm as he has distinct moments of overcalm. And you can imagine Kaylee lighting incense or candles or something occasionally. Jayne? Not your epitome of Zen. If you're looking for reflective and tranquil, he's not so much your guy. So when River has her moment on Miranda and he mutters, "She is startin' to damage my calm," you know he ain't got much to work with there so somebody'd probably better get right on that. And if you're anything like our favorite of the "bad guys," you'd better give those likely to suffer from damaging your calm plenty of warning. And maybe... what? 100 yards headstart?
Jayne's likeness above the warning "You Are Beginning to Damage My Calm" on an olive green 100% cotton shirt.