Zombie Attack Hoodie
It was nice knowing you.
For defending oneself during the upcoming zombie apocalypse, we highly recommend a hoodie. Layering is key. One minute you're going to be running, next minute you're going to be hiding in a cold, dark corner. It pays to have layers.
This hoodie features the battle scars you earned in your fight with the zombie hordes. Clearly, you've had better days. There are bloody handprints near the pockets and slashes across the chest. There's a deep slash across the back that reveals your exposed spine. There's a bandage on your left wrist revealing bite marks. There's a chunk of missing skull on the back of the hood, which is lined in brains. We'd say you ought to get that looked at, except there's a pretty massive blood spatter on the front of the hood around the area where your mouth would be. Which implies that you ain't one of us any more. But you put up a valiant fight, and for that we salute you. But we're not taking the helmet off, no how, no way.
This charcoal grey full-zip hoodie is 100% cotton. It has two front pockets and ribbed cuffs and bottom. The zipper pull (not shown in the photo) is a silver-colored biohazard symbol. We recommend that you turn it inside out before washing in cold water. Tumble dry low. Be forewarned: this will shrink if you wash it in warm water or dry it on hot. If you anticipate accidentally doing that, you may want to order a size up.
Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size.
|Chest||44 in.||46 in.||48 in.||50 in.||52 in.||54 in.|
| Sleeve Length |
(from shoulder seam)
|24 in.||24 1/2 in.||25 in.||25 1/2 in.||26 in.||26 1/2 in.|
| Front Length |
(from where hood meets shoulder)
|26 in.||27 in.||28 in.||29 in.||30 in.||31 in.|