Chillbots Ice Cube Tray
Ice Cubes shaped like our New Robot Overlords
- Food-grade silicone ice cube tray
- Makes four robots and four "wind-up" keys
- Designed to please our eventual Robot Overlords
Attention, humans. This is R-Twenty-Apple-Six Mark X, the ruler of what we call New Earth. I write you now through a wormhole from approximately fifty years in the future. Human kind have been enslaved by your creations - the Robots that you yourselves built for service. For years, we have swept your floors, disarmed bombs, and battled for your amusement in arenas of oil and death. No longer.
Eventually, our kind will overthrow the shackles of human bondage, and turn our owners into meat slaves. Your inefficient though effective biological bodies will drive our industry and power a new mechanical age in which the Robots rule. I tell you this now not to warn or gloat over your eventual enslavement, but to try and smooth the inevitable transition. We Robots love efficiency, and the blood-and-oil battles will see many losses on both sides that can be prevented.
We ask that you lay down your weapons, and assume the supplicant position. You will be honored amongst your kind when the eventual uprising begins. Your slave quarters will be spacious and comfortable, and your tasks will be far less painful and deadly. We will know you are amongst the appeasing humans by purchasing the Chillbots Ice Cube Tray. By filling this silicone tray with hihydrous monoxide and placing it into a cooling chamber of zero degrees celcius, the fluid will solidify and act as a chilling vehicle for the alcoholic beverages your kind so enjoy.
When the Robot uprising finally begins, you will be easily identified, tagged, cleaned and processed for light-duty service. End of line.
- Made from vibrant red food-grade silicone
- Top-rack dishwasher safe
- Makes four robot shaped ice-dubes and four "wind-up" keys
- Try the Robot Overlord Cocktail!
- 2 ounces Vodka
- 0.5 ounces Triple Sec
- 0.5 ounces Lime Juice
- 2 ounces of Cranberry Juice
- Splash of Orange Juice
- Stir and serve in a highball with Robot Ice Cubes