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I Am Why We Can't Have Nice Things Toddler Shirt

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Gravity + Curiosity + Tiny Hands + Expensive Gadget = New Paperweight

It's unfortunate that the time when we're learning how to walk and use our appendages is about the same time we're experiencing our physical world for the first time, which makes us want to touch it and taste it and break it to find out how it works.

Geeks. For the most part, we aren't the most coordinated group of individuals. Sure, in every ragtag crew of us hurtling through the universe, there's one River Tam, but then there's everyone else. And when two geeks love each other very much and create a new geek of their very own, that tiny geek tends to inherit some of Mom and Dad's genetic propensity for coordination or lack thereof. Our advice: don't let your geekling hold the fine china or carry your Optimus Maximus around the house as part of the parade. That's just asking for trouble.

Green 100% cotton toddler tee proudly declares, "I am why we can't have nice things" in white. Note: Please reference the table below to choose a size.

Size 2T 3T 4T
Chest 24" 26" 28"
61cm 66cm 71cm
Length 14" 15" 16"
36cm 38cm 41cm

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