Was that the primary buffer panel?
This is the Captain. It seems the Primary Buffer Panel just fell off the gorramn ship for no apparent reason. So there's a little problem with our entry sequence; we may experience slight turbulence and then explode.
Life is interesting. And by interesting, we mean surprising, unexpected, absorbing, engrossing, fascinating, gripping, riveting, entertaining, amusing, diverting, intriguing, and yes, even interesting like trying to land your gorramn ship without a primary buffer panel. Some other great uses for the word interesting:
Curse: "May you live in interesting times." (Translation: "We really hope the fates slap you upside the head like you deserve.")
Not-A-Lie: "That's an interesting hair color." (Translation: "Did you dip your head in sewage?")
Not-An-HR-Nightmare: "What an interesting dress!" (Translation: "Where's the rest of it?")
Impending Disaster: "It's certainly an interesting problem." (Translation: "We have no clue how to fix it.")
Wash's definition of "Interesting" in white on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.