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Fail Whale

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"And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence." - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

There are plenty of organizations which petition against whaling, but someone needs to step up and address a much greater risk to marine mammals everywhere: the chance that they might change from a missile into a whale and fall from the sky at high speed.

Birth is probably traumatic on a little brain. You've been hanging out in this warm, wet environment for 9 months, and all of a sudden there are bright lights and loud noises. However, we think it was probably a little more traumatic for the whale and the bowl of petunias. When you come into the world at something like 35000 ft., it's not likely to end well. (Unless there's an airplane and a doctor also involved.) At least our favorite fail whale died happily. He never knew what hit him. *rimshot*

This slate blue, 100% cotton t-shirt features the ground at its bottom and, amongst fluffy, happy clouds, a falling sperm whale on the chest with the thought bubble, "I wonder if it will be friends with me?" Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.

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