Brain Freeze Ice Cube Molds
It's What Zombies Crave
It's What Zombies Crave - Little ice-cubes shaped like braaaaaaaainsss!
Basically, there are two ways we can approach how awesome these brain-shaped ice-cubes are:
1 - we can take the obvious zombie angle. Naturally, Zombies are (were) people, too, and when they're done with a long day at the office, tearing the gizzards out of Phil in Accounting, there's nothing they prefer more than to kick back with a high-ball of their favorite adult beverage, and ruminate on the day's activity...
2 - we can make reference to the well-known-but-oft-misunderstood "Brain Freeze" phenomenon made famous by Slurpee / Slushee / Squishee aficionados world-wide. You know - the pain you get when you drink a beverage (usually of the not-quite-frozen-yet-still-below-zero variety), and a pain shoots from your sinus cavity into your brain like icy daggers... yeah, we could definitely do that.
But we're opting for a third approach to marketing these little silicon trays. This third option completely outstrips the zombie angle and the brain-freeze angle and leaves them in their metaphorical dust. You ready?
Buy these Brain-Freeze Ice Cube Molds. They're friggin' awesome.
What do you mean, "I'm fired?"
- Food-grade silicone ice-cube tray
- Each cube shaped like a tiny brain!
- Perfect for your Hallowe'en party!
- Four brains per mold