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Polluted Toxic Waste Glasses

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What's Your Poison?

  • Set of 2 glasses look like nuclear disposal drums
  • Holds 10 oz of whatever horrible stuff you drink
  • Handwash recommended, but dishwasher safe

Unless you're ingesting only pure rainwater and distilled pure grain alcohol, you're ingesting poison. That's right, Mandrake. Just like the global communist conspiracy, anything you drink will infiltrate and corrupt from within. That's why we're strong believers in total commitment. As long as you're going to drink poison, you may as well make sure your drinking vessel of choice makes it look the part.

Sure, we all have hard jobs - Ice-cream Fluoridation Administrator, Director of Survival Mineshafts, Nuclear Rodeo Cowboy - but at the end of the day, we could all use a drink, amirite? So grab your highball, and pour yourself a nice tall glass of something tasty. Oh, and if you can make it green and slightly radioactive, even better.

These glasses look the part, alright. Each set of two glasses look like little 55 gallon drums except they're just twelve ounces, and they're made of borosilicate glass. Still, with the nuclear hazard logo etched in the side, and filled with some sort of green luminescent liquid on-the-rocks, they're guaranteed to be the hit of the party.

Features

  • Set of two (2) glasses
  • Made from borosilicate glass
  • Unique nuclear disposal drum design
  • Handwash recommended, but dishwasher safe
  • Holds 10oz of liquid
  • 2 3/4 inches diameter, 4 1/8 inches tall

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