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Aperture Laboratories Polo Shirt

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Aperture Laboratories logo embroidered in black on the right side of a silver, soft jersey polo. Neck has four buttons and a structured collar that holds its shape through repeated washing.

Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size.

S M L XL
Chest 35 in. 39 in. 43 in. 47 in.
Waist 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. 36 in.

*This product is made in the US.

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