Not That Kind of Doctor T-Shirt
By Varying Degrees
You spent a good chunk of your life earning a degree, and most people don't even know what it is you do. As soon as you say "doctor," their minds equate it with medical, and you've lost them. We feel your pain, and we promise not to ask you about ours.
"Uh, it says on the passenger list that you're a doctor--"
"I don't know what's wrong with him," said Rjinswand hurriedly. "It might be a different matter if he was a Magnox reactor of course."
- The Color of Magic by Terry Pratchett
We have our share of medical doctors as customers, and we love you, too. But this shirt is dedicated that certain percentage of our customers (larger than the distribution in the general populace... we checked 'cause we're stats geeks) who have earned the title through a Ph.D. program. Those poor individuals, who, after they're introduced as "Doctor Suchandsuch," are immediately beset by strangers who want to tell them about their ailments. Did you know Doc Ock actually turned into a super villain after being cornered one too many times by people asking him to look at a rash? True story.
"not that kind of doctor" printed in white on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.