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Black Mesa Mug

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Because you don't care about Aperture Science

  • Better than the Aperture Science Mug in every way
  • Holds up to 14 oz. of your preferred beverage
  • Operable with one hand, leaving dominant hand for crowbar

Welcome to your first day of work at Black Mesa. I'm Bob, the lead scientist in your division. We met at your interview; it's great to see you on board. We're so glad you chose us over those hack jobs at Aperture. They're such losers, and we're pretty sure they're completely off their rockers. Last we heard, they were designing a gray and pink cube to serve as a companion for their test subjects. A pink cube. Seriously. And rumor has it, one of their test subjects got stabbed by one of the early prototypes. I mean, I don't know if that's true, but I'm just sayin'. You made the right choice coming here.

True Love

Just through those doors is the Sector C Test Labs and Control Facilities. We'll be spending a lot of time there later today. Oh, and here's Gordon's office. Don't expect him to say much - he's a man of few words. Right Freeman? Ha! See? He didn't say anything. Anyway, here's the most important room - the break room. SWEEEET - there's leftover cake from Fred's birthday party! We love cake here at Black Mesa, seems like every day is someone's birthday. So, yeah, free cake. And everyone here gets a handsome Black Mesa Research Facility mug for their beverage of choice. I'm a coffee man, myself. Go on, fill 'er up! And speaking of filling a cup, I'm late for my scheduled urinalysis. Don't want to get fired! But let me show you to your office first...

Black Mesa Mug

  • Holds up to 14 oz. of your preferred beverage
  • Better than the Aperture Science Mug in every way
  • Goes great with the REAL cake we have in our break room
  • Operable with one hand, leaving dominant hand for crowbar

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