Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium
Dust Off That Periodic Table
See, the shirt? It has a curse word on it. But you have to be smart to figure that out. Most people are just going to think you're a chemistry student really in love with certain elements. Or it's some sort of periodic table in-joke. But you know better.
Another take on Experimental Jetset's John & Paul & Ringo & George shirt. The shirt reads, "Fluorine& Uranium& Carbon& Potassium." in white on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.