The Friendship Algorithm Flowchart
"What exactly does that expression mean, 'friends with benefits?' Does he provide her with health insurance?" - Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory
Flowcharts would be useful for everything in life. We'd recommend one for making coffee first thing in the morning. Having a series of arrows to follow before the caffeine can be valuable, especially when you're working with boiling substances.
It's not surprising that when Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory decides he needs a new friend (Bawwy Kwipke, because of his wole with the Open Science Gwid Computew), he approaches the problem scientifically. Because we all occasionally need a little help doing that, we've reproduced his flowchart on this shirt. Unfortunately, it's difficult to follow the arrows when you're wearing it so you either need to convince an extant friend to wear this shirt with you (which can lead to awkward questions) or rig a series of mirrors. We recommend the mirrors. It involves fewer humans.
This shirt features the flowchart from "The Friendship Algorithm," season 2, episode 13 on a white, 100% cotton t-shirt. To check out the full flowchart (lo-res but readable), click here.