Shirt of Ultimate Disambiguation T-Shirt
"No Plus No Equals No" - TMBG, "No!"
Yeah. You know what? That's not gonna happen. Not so much. Not if I have anything to do with it. Which I won't. Cause I'm not doing it. Period. "No" means "no." You don't even have to ask me, cause the answer's right here. Ennnn. Ohhhh. No. And also? No.
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We offer this shirt of ultimate disambiguation for your confused friends and colleagues. It's truly versatile. Works in a wide variety of situations.
While you're there, I was wondering if you'd get me...?See what we mean? You don't even have to respond. Your shirt does it for you.
Could do me a favor and fix my comp...?
Dear Sir/Madam, I am sorry I have to contact you in this manner. I am the son of the former President of....
So many opportunities for "No." So little time. "No." printed in white across the chest of a black, 100% cotton shirt. It's like the adult version of Milo Oblong's shirt. Slightly more subtle, but no less true.