Science To Do - Portal Shirt
Three Tablespoons Rhubarb, On Fire
Scientists can be a crazy bunch. Focused. Dedicated to the experiment at all costs. 'Cause science is something more than just a series of random experiments. It's the discovery of reality through rigorous scientific method. And that's worth everything.
State and local statutory regulations prohibit us from revealing the entire nature of the experiment you are participating in today, but be informed that it may involve physics, psychology, thermodynamics, pharmacology, and non-Euclidean geometry. And cake. For the party. At the end. When you're done. Sometimes cake is my favorite part of science. When asking your children if they would like to attend the Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day, remind them that science = cake.
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