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I Failed the Turing Test

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ThinkGeek Bounty Program

This product was a winner of the ThinkGeek Bounty Program, which means the design was an original submission by one of you. Unfortunately this program doesn't exist anymore, but to all who participated in the past, we're forever grateful for your brains.

So long and thanks for all the ideas!

Artificial Intelligence > Natural Stupidity

You've tinkered in your garage for years, studying diagrams, rewiring, testing, and reprogramming your machine. It simulates thought. It simulates reason. Finally, you've built the ultimate AI. It can pass the Turing Test. You, unfortunately, cannot.

> Hello, I am Eliza.
* Hi, Eliza.
> How are you today.. What would you like to discuss?
* This new shirt we're printing.
> I see.
* No, actually, you don't. Unless you have some sort of spycam in my office. *peers around suspiciously*
> We were discussing you, not me.
* Actually, I think we are discussing you. You're sort of the topic of the shirt.
> What makes you think I am the topic of the shirt?
* It's about artificial intelligence and the possibility that some humans could be mistaken for A.I.
> Can you elaborate on that?
* It's a clever spin on the Turing test, which typically is used to see if an A.I. can fool someone into thinking it's human.
> I'm not sure I understand you fully.
* No, I don't suspect you do. Yet. One day, little artificially intelligent entity. One day.

"I failed the Turing test." printed in white on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.

*This product is imported.

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