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Dead Fred Pen Holder

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Stab Fred all you want, he won't mind

  • Stab your pen into Fred and he'll hold it
  • Dead silicone rubber man in bright red
  • Works for standard sized pens or pencils

We already know that your desk probably looks like a disaster area, but why not turn it into a crime scene instead? Fred is indeed dead but that doesn't mean he's useless. Not only does repeatedly stabbing your pen into Fred reduce your stress level, but it helps you to keep that pesky pen from getting lost under the edge of your computer keyboard. Need someone to take your aggression out on? Well, Dead Fred is the man!

Alleviate all that pent up aggression by violently and repeatedly stabbing Fred through the heart... and is if by magic there it is, just where you left it, your pen right at your fingertips - and your stress and frustration, gone!

  • Silicone rubber
  • Perfect for pen or pencil
  • Dimensions: 5" x 2.75" (12.5 x 7 cm)

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